In which we discuss all the reasons I'm not a lady as of recent, including all forms of bodily functions. Spoiler: you probably do not want to read this. But I feel for honesty sake I'll be telling the real deal.
I'm in Otaki at Harmony Farm that grows fejoas, so yum! German Hannah has sadly left but she left me a 10 cent piece and a hankey an old man gave her when she was in hospital due to her eye swelling that she couldn't see. Both I will obviously cherish. In her place is now Bethany from Scotland- the first mellow Scot I have met. She is a total lady. Kris the guy with an annoying answer for everything even though no one asked is here as well but I secretly hope he leaves. Life on the farm is always a treat. And could most possibly be called a hippie residence. You pee outside. Because duh the plants need it. There is a compost toilet. A solar shower outdoors for your convenience. aboth have a bamboo type wall that isn't completely obscurring. And you can always decide for a hot bucket shower under the stars when you don't want the sometimes cold water. Ron is so into it it's awesome. We just decided to do morning yoga all together. We need it desperately with the gazillion squats/lunges you do picking up the fejoas. They are only ripe when they fall from the tree..
well I'm late for oragami and drying my tea leaves I picked earlier. Who knew being a hippie was so relaxing :)
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